OK so I go to school with this one boy who's name starts with a C! So he was playing with his cat in the third grade and the cat scratched him. So his Mom grabbed her GUN and she shot the cat!
When he told me this I was like, POOR CAT!
And then, he told me he was writing his weekly writing assignment on Animal Crulety. I was like, "Dude, Animal Crulety? Your Mom shot a Cat!"
That really got me!